when people call you “hun”
the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before
the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]